Ive Got the Next President Right Here.

FPS Doug's got no competition against n00bs like Hilary Feminist Whore or Barack Obama. Except maybe Barack. He'll definitely beat Feminist Whore, but he'll never beat good old Doug. He's almost more important than I am. "So yeah, uh, I like FPS's, Uh, what can I say, there's nothing like the rush of hunting people down and KILLIN em!"