Poking Fun at Winows...

I was looking at error messages on the Internet (a good source of Window's special brand of bullshit) when I came across an Error Message Generator! I thought: 'How cool! I can make my own error messages!'. So I went in and made one as professionally as I could, and when I saw it: It was shit. It didn't even look like an actual error message, even though it gives you the option to change the error message to look like one for either Windows 95/98 or XP. Here's an example:

Piece of shit doesn't even look realistic. Dumbasses didn't even use the right font and font size. So I did what I taught myself how to do a few months ago: I made a text list and a template, and took 10 minutes copying and pasting each letter into place with Paint. And here's the much better result:

I kick more ass than that shitty ad-filled website. If you Google Image search "error message funny", you'll get about 50 shitty images from that shitty site and its shitty error message template. Oh, and I even made a Desktop image with my favorite background, and then this error message pasted on top of it, so it looks as if Windows actually wants to delete itself. I kick ass.