Chainmail sucks.

If you've ever responded to a chainmail, the world doesn't need you. First of all, chainmail superstition is the same as any other superstition: a load of bullshit. Except for the thing about ghosts. Because one time, I like, saw this ghost while I was doing teh shrooms. So that's totally true.
Here's an example of some chain-letter bullshit I got the other day:

>HAD TO TRY IT!! WHO KNOWS??? WE COULD ALL USE A YEAR OF GOOD LUCK!!!
This may sound nuts, but Dennis got this the other day
and sent it off. About 10 minutes later a really good financial
windfall happened for his son Sean who he had sent it too as well.
One of the people he sent it to was responsible for the windfall.
AN IRISH FRIENDSHIP WISH
You had better send this back!!!!
Good Luck!!
I hope it works.........
May there always be work for your hands to do;
May your purse always hold a coin or two;
May the sun always

Fuck that. I deleted the second half.